scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

connorsbod:

when you play the game of going through a female characters tag you either win or you only find porn

okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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enitari:

pls

(Source: enitari)

Nah… It’s fine…

(Source: endures-and-survives)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

my dad used to tell me people weren’t real and you hadn’t really met them until you shook their hand and looked them in the eye

and then i went and met my best friend @hornyboner for the first time and he was like “nope still not real i havent met her” SHRUGS

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

I ONLY HAVE TO GO FOUR DAYS A WEEK NEXT SEMESTER

I WAS SO HAPPY I CRIED

hello family it would be cool if you would greet me when i first wake up with “good morning” instead of immediately presenting me with a problem that needs solving and leaving me stressed and frazzled for the rest of the day

like at least let me start my morning okay

punkmerlin:

finals week

this is for anyone who is taking exams or writing papers or working on projects. you’re not alone. i feel your pain. but remember that it will soon be over and hopefully we’ll make it out alive. maybe not conscious but alive. 

vividroute:

Let’s Play ep.99